*....faCtS....*

SuMtin BouT Me...
NaMe: Shad...
AgE: Too Old To BoThEr, Too Young To CaRe
JoB sTaTuS: CuRRenTlY SeRv|nG ThE NaTioN
d.O.b: 31sT SePt 1984
EmaiL oR Add Me oN FreNsTeR oR Hi5: matgile05@yahoo.com.sg
Add Me iF U WaNt oN MsN: matgile05@hotmail.com

*...Tellement pour dire, mots tellement petits...*

*...HaTeS...*

Paranoia
Blasphemy
War
Pretenders
Maths & Java

*...FaVs...*

Songs: Too Many Too Mention
Movies: Remember The Titans!!! The Man Who Knew Too Little
Supports: Newcastle United, England, Denmark, Chezch Republic, Juventus

*...PHoToS...*

-Fidz Chalet 2oo4-
-Raya wif NYP Peeps 2oo4-
-Raya wif The Guys 2oo4-
-KL Trip wif The Guys 2oo4-
-Sending Maryam off/Azie's openhse-
-My Family's Batam Trip-

*...LinKSs...*

-StArHuB-
-YaHo0!-
-MiNiCLiP-
-WwE-
-SoCCeRNeT-
-NUFC-
-NYP-
-SIT-
-BaRaFRanCa-

*...LinKSs 4 FreNs...*

Amal
Ariff
Ayu
Azie
Cheryl
Elfirah
Fadillah
Fana
Geannie
Hafiz
Hafiidz
Jian Yong
KaiTing
Lionel
Minah
Michelle
Nadiah
Nes
Paul Mcfly
Rab|a
Shikin
Siti
Sofian
TKCK
Yana
Zuli


*ArChIvEs*

  • July 2004
  • August 2004
  • September 2004
  • October 2004
  • November 2004
  • December 2004
  • January 2005
  • February 2005
  • March 2005
  • April 2005
  • May 2005
  • June 2005
  • July 2005
  • August 2005
  • September 2005
  • November 2005
  • December 2005
  • January 2006
  • February 2006
  • March 2006
  • April 2006
  • July 2006
  • November 2006
  • March 2007
  • April 2007
  • May 2007
  • June 2007
  • July 2007
  • August 2007
  • December 2007
  • January 2008

  • **





    Monday, May 09, 2005



    Bored



    Employee of the Month

    These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
    (1) ''Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig.''
    (2) ''His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
    (3) ''I would not allow this employee to breed.''
    (4) ''This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'.''
    (5) ''Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.''
    (6) ''When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.''
    (7) ''He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.''
    (8) ''This young lady has delusions of adequacy.''
    (9) ''He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.''
    (10) ''This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.''
    (11) ''This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.''
    (12) ''Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.''
    (13) ''A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.''
    (14) ''He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.''
    (15) ''He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.''
    (16) ''I would like to go hunting with him sometime.''
    (17) ''He's been working with glue too much.''
    (18) ''He would argue with a signpost.''
    (19) ''He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him.''
    (20) ''He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.''
    (21) ''When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.''
    (22) ''If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one.''
    (23) ''A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.''
    (24) ''A prime candidate for natural deselection.''
    (25) ''Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.''
    (26) ''Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.''
    (27) ''Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.''
    (28) ''If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.''
    (29) ''If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.''
    (30) ''If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.''
    (31) ''It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg.''
    (32) ''One neuron short of a synapse.''
    (33) ''Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled.''
    (34) ''Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.''
    (35) ''The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.''





    Shad checked in on...Monday, May 09, 2005