Thursday, June 21, 2007

Mirror , mirror on the wall...

Blurness. What causes it? i really duno but its a thing that i feel all suffer from haha it even happens to the smartest of us. Really...i guess thats one thing in this lyf thats not prejudice hehe A few days ago, while on the way to my aunt's clinic, i started thinking abt stuff, n an incident kept on playing n playing in my head. This incident had blurness involved in it n i cldnt stop smiling to myself alone in the train...i guess it help maintain the crazy mood i've been in the past week ( i called farhan last monday n he insisted that i was drunk wakaka). Being nice, i wont mention names but after thinking abt that person's blooper, i started thinking abt bloopers from my frens and myself...yes i admit, i've been a victim of blurness as well....

On one of those "rare" occasion, i was slacking wif roma and sadiq. It was ard 9+ and sadiq said he had to go. Without thinking i said "relax ah, the young is still early..." Imagine the stares i got from both of dem lol...well, blurness is a source of fun sometyms so just for fun, im gonna do a poll rite here to those who happen to read my blog. I'm gonna list down some incidents when ppl who are or had once been close to me experience this thing call blurness. I chose these ppl cuz i noe they r ez gg n wont mind laffing at small stuff but juz to be safe, i wont mention names...So to any reader out there, njoy n choose ur fav...feel free to share or keep it to urself...

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the blurest of them all.....

Incident A: I was planning a gath early this yr n was contacting a long lost fren of mine. I onli had her home number since her old hp number was not in use. But being her, she was hardly home. So after some tries, i gave up calling n instead left my hp number wif her mom in hopes that she will contact me in tym for the gath,

Well it worked, she called me back n turns out she cldnt come but said she does 1 2 keep contact. So here's wat she said n my reply...(keep in mind she called my hp)

Her: "Do u have a HP or smth that i can contact u at...?"

(Silence from me for lyk 4-5 secs) Her: "Hello?"

Me: "Erm....what number did u call?"

Her: "OH YAH..."

haha i really duno wat she was thinking. I knew she was talkative but din noe she was blur as well....

Incident B: While having a gath wif a grp of ppl, i end up distrubing another old fren of mine. Now this gal i noe is somewhat of a blur Queen but i juz din noe how blur she was....

I cant really rmb wat i was ribbing her abt but i knew i ended up singing the S-O-T-O-N-G song n she whacked me n said...(btw, this is a translated version)

Her: "Oi!, im not the sotong ok, rosz is." Turning to a fren, she asked for assurance in a very innocent way "Rite?"

God, me n a few others just burst out laffing man...she was lyk proving my point haha

Incident C: Me and a couple of my frens were slacking when one of my them turn to fad n statred calling him out loud. Everyone else except for fad turned n look at her n started laffing...y? cuz this is wat she said...

Her: "Shad." (No answer) "Shad!" (No answer) "SHAD!"

I was sitting opposite her at that tym n looked at her from the 1st tym she called out my name n was wondering wth....speechless haha

Incident D: While on the fone wif a fren of mine, she was contemplating whether she wanted to go work or skip...she was suppose to start work at 6 n it was oredy 5++ so in the end she decided to go but an hour late. This is what she said...(once again, translated version)

Her: "Nvm ah, i work from 7 to 10 ah. At least 4 hrs ok wat..."

Me: "4hrs?"

Her: "yah..."

Me: "7 to 10?"

Her (sounding irritated now): "Yah, 7 to 10. 4 HRS"

Sheesh haha i kept quiet initally cuz she really sounded tired but i cldnt help myelf hehe i asked her if she failed her maths b4 i started laffing my ass off hehe...

Incident E: As i said, blurness is not prejudice so this incident will not be abt a gal just to prove that blurness does not excuse anyone...


After a gig, my bandmates, me n some frens decide to stay overnite at a certain reservoir near thompson. I'll be nice n not reveal the place hehe...While walking towards the place an unique fren of mine pull me back n started asking me...(fyi, we had just pass a shell station)

Him (whispering): "Do u think there will be an ATM machine there?"

Seriuzly, i cldnt do anythign but just stared at him in disbelief haha i guess he was whispering cuz he din 1 the others to hear but unfortunately everyone did n everyone started laffing haha...

Incident F: This happen to one of my closest fren ever..the gal in incident B was invovled in this one too but fortunately she wasnt the blur one here...

5 of us were slacking at esplanade that fatefull nite. We were bored and the gals suggested to play truth or dare but since majority of us wasnt in the mood to do any dares, we settled for a game of truth or...truth?

Well as fate wld have is, this close fren of mine who most consider him as my bst fren, had to ask the gal in incident B a qns. Knowing how sharp my fren's tongue can be at tyms, the rest of us was expecting a somewhat funny qns...here's what happened...

Him: "K, *****, y are u so tall?"

Her: "Because of my genes i guess..."

At this point the rest of us was smilling politely at how lame the qns was den this came...

Him (fyi, he wasnt joking): "So u mean to say if u wearing skirt u wld be short ah?"

I look at him in utter shock before laffing out loud man...i mean, this guy of all ppl...most of the tym he's my partner in crime yet....haha

Incident G: This happen while me n my frens was slacking somewhr near esplanade. One of them was toking abt his silat n how he may have a chance to represent spore in the upcoming sea games. We were saying how fun it wld be lyk if he got the bonuses. He was dreaming abt getting a million bucks. So i posed him the qns what wld he do wif that sum of money...here's wat he said...

Him: "if i got 1 million bucks, i give my parents 500,000 bucks each man. Then the rest i use to set up a business..."

Me: "Eh wait, the rest u set up a business?"

Him: "yah sia"

Me: "Lyk that confirm bankrupt..."

Him: "Wah lau, u bad sia..."

Me: "No seriuzly, u give ur parents 500,00 bucks each, means u aint got no money left...how 2 set up business??? haha"

I dun think there is a need to explain this further haha

I guess lyf is funny that way, cuz this type of shit happens even to the best of us. We wont noe how it hit us. It'll make us laff, be speechless or juz plain shake our heads. but main thing is that it cheers us up a little. thats y i love slacking/lepaking alot. cuz if u notice, majority of these incidents happen while im slacking. N trust me, there's many more tat i cant rmb rite now. Slacking is the best.

Y do i say this all of a sudden? Cuz reccently a fren of mine said to me that I was a "mat" n i hang out wif the "mats & minahs" n wonder y we lyk to lepak so much. I told him mat is juz short for muhammad. Dun need to generalise things. I dun really care if ppl wants to call me mat or not. Seriuzly it doesnt bother me. Abt the 2nd part, Y i lyk to "lepak" so much...? The answer is simple...some call it lepak, some call it chilling some call it slacking some call it hanging out. Call it wat u want, its the same bloody thing n everyone is guilty cuz everyone does it. Dun look down on ppl juz cuz they call it lepak...cuz u go slacking. Its the same blody thing. Just in different language. Basic principle of all those things is to relax n have fun. Dun blame me for wanting that cuz i noe u do it too haha

OUTZ....

Shad checked in on...Thursday, June 21, 2007